Sunday 4 September 2011

Learn to drive with Paul Sharp!

The full, unabbreviated version comes with several years more experience, and a spangly shiny new name.

Gone is the old PAS. It's just sooooooooooo 2007.

The driving school on everybody's lips now is Paul Sharp School of Motoring!

Thrill to the awesomeness of his masterly technique, as he effortlessly guides people through the process of learning to drive!

Gasp in amazement as Florence Jones, who thought she would never be able to reverse around a corner in a million years, reverses around a corner while simultaneously chewing gum and changing channels on the radio!

The streets of Wirral may never be the same again.

People of Wallasey! You're safe! My pupils have been taught to expect you to suddenly walk across the road without looking!

O good folk of Birkenhead! No other school of motoring has managed to get Daniel P. Smith to deal with the Sainsbury's roundabout with such aplomb!

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Wirral, Merseyside, United Kingdom
"My big fear... Is to dig it at last and have it taken away." - Julian Cope